Dating and MS Project

It has been so long since I successfully dated anyone, I am not sure I know how to do it. I feel that I am really unsure about the flow of the whole thing. I am not sure when I should be making moves and when I should just letting things flow. I know that I have messed up relationships in the past by going to quickly or to slowly. I wish I could figure out this pace.

What I really want is a project manager to use MS Project to help me schedule this out. I want to see that calendar chart so I know where I stand. I could see the little arrows and little graphs. I could sit down and figure which milestones that I was not meeting. Maybe I could even have a bug council so I can right my wrongs. These are all very Silicon Valley idea.

How would you feel if the person you were dating was using MS Project to manage the relationship?